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Brentism
"If you think about it, everyone is on drugs."

The Girl Brent Is Hitting On
AP or Chicago
What style of annotations do you use in your mansplaining?

Brent
High and Life
If you think about it, everyone is on drugs. All of us. Every single one. We're all on drugs. And not all drugs are created equal. But...

Anyone
Bands I Want to Hear Bernie Sanders Say
In his lovely ancient Brooklyn accent, I'd love to hear Bernie Sanders say the following band names in a sentence. Because it would be so...

Anyone
A Very Versatile Question
"Is this couples yoga?" Go ahead and try it. It works in many situations.

The Girl Brent Is Hitting On
A Very Specific Insult for Brent:
I bet you have a beret. -The Undergrad Girl Brent is Hitting On at the University Gym

Brent
The Philosophy of Cheese
Have you ever really tasted cheese? Like stopped everything else and just chewed, focusing on every sensation, every flavor. I have....
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